Explore Horticulture with Mr Blue
Mr Blue is a horticulturist in Australia and is here to guide you through the world of plants.
Lacking in advice and expert knowledge, Mr Blue will help you cultivate a thriving garden or humorously fail, either way it’ll be heaps of farken fun!
Nurture your “green” thumb with guidance from Mr Blue, an expert horticulturist who offers advice and techniques that may help your garden flourish (or not).
FAQ
- Who is Mr Blue?
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfarker and Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman. - Is Mr Blue real?
Yes, AI hasn’t taken me farken job yet, haha! - Is Blue ya favourite colour?
Nah, it’s actually purple. - Who is Mrs Blue?
The long suffering and better half to Mr Blue. - Why do you wear a balaclava?
Its not to hide who I am, but to create what i am. - Ok, but why blue?
Because i often feel a little bit blue 🙁 - Do you have any beans?
The only beans round here are Whitlocks baked with Fuego Chilli sauce! - Can you help me grow?
Ask ya questions in me group Mr Blues Growmies - Can ya help me with prepping?
Sure thing, join me at Mr Blues Preppers - Who should i vote for?
Hahaha, fark off!